Saturday, May 9, 2015

how to do laundry in 28 simple steps

1. Go to laundry room. 
2. Try to load money onto laundry card.
3. Realize you have no cash. 
4. Go to ATM. IN THE RAIN. 
5. Go back to laundry room.
6. Try to load money onto laundry card. 
7. Get error message. Fail to load money onto laundry card.
8. Go back to apartment.
9. Whine to roommate.
10. Accept roommate's generous offer to use her laundry card.
11. Put one load of laundry in.
12. Go to apartment office IN THE RAIN to work out issue. 
13. Be told that the laundry card they gave you is useless and that you have to buy a new one. 
14. Wonder why in the world they gave you a laundry card they knew was useless. 
15. Go back to laundry room.
16. Try to buy a new laundry card. 
17. Fail to buy a new laundry card because it requires $5 in exact change and all you have is a $20.
18. Go to sketchy gas station IN THE RAIN to get change.
19. Go back to laundry room.
20. Try to buy new laundry card.
21. Succeed in buying new laundry card.
22. Load money onto new laundry card. 
23. Go back to apartment.
24. Pay generous roommate back for first load of laundry. 
25. Whine to roommate about entire debacle. 
26. Go back to laundry room.
27. Put wet clothes in dryer & put rest of clothes in washer.
28. Write a whiney blog post about the experience.

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