Tuesday, April 10, 2012

You sound neat.

This is what happens when I'm a paragraph away from reaching my page limit for my paper on second-person plural pronouns and really need a conclusion and it's almost one in the morning and I'm out of ideas:


In conclusion, I think that second person plural pronouns are neat. The people who say that they are sucky and make you sound dumb are dumb. And sucky. Nobody should listen to them because they are probably just bitter because the use of a second person plural pronoun once dissuaded the love of their life from marrying them. Or maybe it was just because they are ugly and are not neat. Irregardless, they are rad and e’rybody should use them, especially when they encounter a new culture and feel disorientated . In short, second person plural pronouns have feelings, too, and should be treated with some R-E-S-P-E-C-T, you guys. The dum dums who don’t want you to use y’all should go jump off of a cliff. It would be preferable, however, if there were a trampoline at the bottom so they would just get injured and wouldn't smash into a thousand pieces. Because then we would have to clean up the mess and it would just be gross with all their guts and blood and bones and stuff.
The End

ps. If you think of Sleepless in Seattle every time you hear the word 'neat' like I do, you're my new hero.

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