Yes, the letter F represents failure and scholastic incompetence. It is euphemistically used to denote perhaps the most taboo word in the English language. But, it is also the letter that stands proudly at the beginning of some rather fun words (see what I did there?). Remember my last wpsum post about the word fancy? Good times.
So today I bring you three more words brought to you by the letter F. True, they aren't nearly as versatile as gander, woo, or fancy, but I like them all the same.
Facilitate
When you've set two friends up and now they're getting married.
Oh, shucks. I just did what I could to facilitate wuv, twoo wuv.
When somebody is trying really hard to help, but is really just being a hindrance.
I appreciate your efforts, however they are simply not sufficient to facilitate the outcome I am seeking.
When somebody is trying really hard to help, but is really just being a hindrance.
I appreciate your efforts, however they are simply not sufficient to facilitate the outcome I am seeking.
Frolic
When you're ready to go and need to inquire if another party is as well.
Shall we frolic?
When you meet somebody who you find intimidating.
"Excuse me sir, but your formidable demeanor is frankly a bit upsetting. In order for me to be able to make eye contact with you without bursting into tears, I must picture you frolicking along through a meadow of wildflowers."
Fickle
When your roommate is taking forever at the grocery store
Would you stop being so darn fickle? Just choose granny smith or gala already!
When you are writing a (really really bad) poem and need a word to rhyme with tickle.
O where are you, Muse
So fleeting, so fickle
I only wish my mind with
Ideas you'd tickle
When you are writing a (really really bad) poem and need a word to rhyme with tickle.
O where are you, Muse
So fleeting, so fickle
I only wish my mind with
Ideas you'd tickle
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