Meet Cory.

There is homework to be completed. Dishes to be done. Papers to be written. A presentation to prepare. But rather than do these logical things, I chose to do this:

While I was cleaning up my lunch, Julayne said, "Hey, that biscuit looks like it has a mohawk. You should name it!"

Naturally, I did. And it all went downhill from there.

Lessons learned: Tape does not stick to biscuits. Gum does.

Bon Appetit!