1. Wake up and notice that roommate's bed is empty.
2. Remember that roommate has class ALL morning long.
3. Go to the gym.
4. Return home from the gym and hydrate in the kitchen while catching up on homework.
5. Go to bedroom and take off shoes.
6. Take a shower.
7. Return to bedroom post-shower and pick out clothing.
8. Begin to get dressed.
9. Hear movement from behind you.
10. Freeze.
11. Notice that heart is squeezing uncomfortable.
12. Turn around and see that roommate is in her bed with the covers pulled all the way up.
13. Begin to calm down and finish getting dressed.
14. Freak out once more as you wonder if she'd been in the room when you deposited shoes and you just didn't notice OR if she came home while you were in shower.
15. Calm down for good.
16. Write a blog post about it.
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