possibly the worst insult i've ever received

I make it a point to serenade L at least once a day. She really, really loves it. Seriously, just ask her. 

Today we made a quick pre-homework Sonic run (no judgement, please). Before we got out of the car, I sang her a beautiful rendition of "My Heart Will Go On." This was an award winning performance, I tell you. 

She just stared at me. 

After a few awkward moments of silence following my heart-melting ballad, I finally asked, "Were you waiting for me to be done before appearing in public with me."

"Yep," she replied. "You sounded like the step-sisters from Cinderella."

Ouch.