SCENE: I am in the kitchen, baking (shocker).
Enter Mitchell
MITCHELL: Your hands are covered in flour.
ME: Yes, they are. If I were to put my hand on your face, you'd look like a Uruk-hai with the hand of Saruman.
MITCHELL: Do it! Please?
And you wonder why I think my family is cooler than everybody else's...
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