I've got answers. Just not the ones to my test.

Want to know why the testing center and Heritage Halls are on opposite sides of campus? It's the university's evil way of forcing poor, unsuspecting freshman (like myself) to wallow in self-pity for great amounts of time after doing poorly on a test. Especially the tests that said poor, unsuspecting freshman spent nearly all of their free time in the past three days studying for. And the ones that said freshman received TWO HOURS of individualized attention from TAs reviewing the important concepts of the unit. And the ones where all of said "important concepts" that were emphasized by the review room TAs, the professor, the TA in lab, and the TA teaching one of the review sessions were skimmed over in favor of the less emphasized, seemingly less important material.

It's moments like these that I want to drop out of college and open a cupcake shop. But don't worry. I won't actually do that. Promise.